Drunk Texting: Drag Race for a Cure

Sadly, drunk texting destroys more lives than drunk driving and driving while texting combined.  Join me -- blogger, sitter, eater, carrier, and socialite Kent Roberts -- and Mary Tyler Moore as we illegally drag race from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean so that our sponsor Sunoco (the official fuel of figuring things out via drag racing) can pour money into our research coffers.  We're pretty sure that the root cause of drunk texting is a combination of excessive alcohol intake and access to cell phone technology, but we will leave no stone unturned, and we will possibly kill various animals, people, and/or plants prior to meeting grisly ends ourselves.  Mary and I don't care.  We're too chock full of passion.  This has been an advertisement for Sunoco, the Official Fuel of Drag Racing for a Cure for Drunk Texting.