Myth 1: Aggressive driving by Hummer owners is, like the purchase of a Hummer, spiritually delusional and sociopathic.
Findings: The aggressiveness is just in line with the operating instructions, ie it exhibits mindfulness in the Zen Buddhist tradition. In the Hummer driver's manual, it says to use the vehicle to run over illegal immigrants, and that anyone who gets in one's way in an effort to find more illegal immigrants to run over should be treated as an enemy combatant. This attitude is not only patriotic but is also exemplary of the Hindu expression, "Namaste."
Myth 2: All Hummer owners frequent S&M parlors.Findings: The figure is actually 86%. This is the problem with stereotyping. Only 14% of Hummer owners don't know how to have a good time, and that shouldn't make all the others look like prudes.
