Somewhere in the suburbs, a family meeting is being held at which a father is making an important announcement:
"Children! Change of plans. We're getting your names legally changed. Now Marcia, you're going to be Jessica; and Jessica, you're going to be Marcia. No complaints. I've realized you're much more of a Marcia, Jessica; and you're much more of a Jessica, Marcia. Let me correct myself: I've realize you're much more of a Marcia, Marcia; and you're much more of a Jessica, Jessica. There. I'm fixing things. And as for you, Joseph, I can't legally remove your name, but as far as this family is concerned, from now on you have no name. When I say just, 'Hey,' and then pause, that means I'm referring to you. You are represented by the pause. Congratulations on your new names, girls, and on your lack of name, child without name. This family meeting is adjourned."
