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Biography

Made in lab (pretty sure). At age 4 I was sent to Italy to teach them the art of love. For a few years after that I was kept in a box in my uncle's attic. After that I immediately became an internationally renowned kayaker (this is about age 23). Sent back to Italy to teach them the art of bludgeoning your uncle with a kayaking paddle. Won Nobel Prize for Retribution in 2007.

Interests

The physics of emptiness, floral arrangement, athletic regulatory committees.