Does Anybody Remember the Hippocratic Oath?

I started an organization like Doctors Without Borders. We are called Doctors Without Licenses. Just like Doctors Without Borders believes in the right of all human beings to receive medical care, I believe in the right of all human beings to provide medical care. This pertains especially to people who are severely mentally disabled and/or psychotic, and who therefore discriminatorily get rejected from medical schools, most commonly due to failure to turn in application papers, a failure often related to disinterest in the medical profession caused by an overwhelming sense of confusion or rage toward everything. Donate $1000 or more to Doctors Without Licenses now and receive a free laparoscopic cholecystectomy, whatever that is.