Hallelujah, it's a Flomax Revival!

I am known in the spiritual community as the Flomax of itinerant preachers. Though my sermons somehow serve miraculously to improve urination in men with benign prostatic hyperplasia (whodathunkit?), be aware of the many unfortunately Satanic side effects, including abnormal ejaculation, back pain, chest pain, cough, diarrhea, dizziness, headache, infection, nausea, runny nose, sinus problems, sleepiness, sore throat, weakness and becoming a Mormon, the first and last of which occur to a sizable portion of my congregants.