These are the kind of business ideas I come up with: an implant that you can plug into a banana so you can talk on it like a cell phone (until the banana starts to rot and you have to keep it away from your head for health reasons). I thought this up and then had the following conversation with myself:
"Yeah, if I saw a Banana Temporary Cell Phone Implant for sale online for $30, I might buy it."
"But in what context would you use the Banana Temporary Cell Phone Implant?"
"I don't know, maybe in the grocery store, to weird out the other customers."
"You would purchase something for $30 so that you could talk into a piece of fruit while you were in Publix?"
"Yes."