I don't say yes or no -- I say maybe. I will say maybe until the cows come home. And then they will start saying it. Because I've taught my cows to moo the word maybe. That way I don't have to be the one saying it all the time. The cows have specific instructions to maybe-moo as they walk in the door.
Maybe is my way of keeping everything on the table. I don't want anyone, myself included, to remove anything from the table. I even keep the table on the table. This is almost impossible to do, but I figured out a way to do it using some of Leonardo da Vinci's drawings (the ones that focused on tables).
Do I want the cows to maybe-moo as they walk in the door? Maybe.