Back in the day, Mike Tyson was getting ready to fight Evander Holyfield, and during a pre-fight interview, he yelled about how he wanted to eat Evander's children. "I'm going to eat your children!" First of all, that's not really believable -- I think it would have been more disturbing if he instead said he wanted to lick Evander's children. Second of all, what he really meant was not that absurd image of him eating the children with a knife and fork-- obviously that's completely insane. He wanted to eat Evander Holyfield's baby batter by sucking it out of his genitals as if through a straw: "Mmm, good children."