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Customer: I need this problem to be solved, and I need this problem to be solved now.
Counterperson: I agree that this is important, more important for instance than me earning a living wage.
Customer: Have you read The Fountainhead? I am really upset about this inconsequential thing to an extreme, severely self-absorbed degree.
Counterperson: Ma'am, let me get the manager. Maybe he cares.
Manager: Yes, ma'am, what seems to be the problem.
Customer: First of all, the thesis of Atlas Shrugged. Second of all, my father used to beat me. I want a full refund-- at least of this product, preferably of my whole life.
Manager: How do I put this -- I don't get paid enough to care about what you're saying, but I do get paid enough to care if you tell my boss that I don't care.
Customer: I've gotten so involved in this conversation, I've forgotten, what exactly does your company do?
Manager: We sell mushrooms.
Customer: Oh, I'm sorry. I should probably lighten up.
Manager: Yeah, I'm not actually a manager. The counterperson and I are the same person. Plus, you are standing inside my dingy apartment.
Customer: Oh, I thought you were just twins. And I guess I was under the impression that I was in a store.
Manager: Nope, same guy. We both live here.
Customer: Wow, that's really embarrassing.
Manager: Don't worry about it. We get it all the time.