Women really love that guy friend who will never become sexually pushy with them, no matter how drunk he gets -- that would be the gay friend. That is why I have created Gay Rain, the gay friend in liquid form. You just spray Gay Rain on your neck and shoulders, and almost immediately you feel understood and appreciated by a man who does not want to have sex with you in exchange for your friendship -- not even once!
Be aware that Gay Rain kills houseplants, causes autism in children under the age of three, and occasionally bursts out into showtunes.