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Unfortunately, Not as Cool as Ice

	Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby .mp3
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Unlike Vanilla Ice, I am not as cool as ice... but I am as cool as dry ice, which I think is probably the next best thing.

Scruples

I'm not totally unscrupulous, but I do only have one scruple... and I guess even that one is kind of a stretch. It's a commitment to stop eating when I'm full.

Americanism, Love, and Stickerism Unite

If you are a fan of both America and love, can I recommend the bumper sticker of an American flag in the shape of a heart?

Thanking My Stars

I made a horrible mistake the other day -- I thanked my unlucky stars. You really don't want to egg those ones on.

Wisdom's Relationship to Age

Some people are wise beyond their years. I am wise about 15 years shy of my years.